intercourse more like yes of course
"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."
Kifah Shah (via ciscokiddd)
(Source: lazyteen)
17yr:
[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit
*sees attractive boy*
*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*
Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
